Welcome To PussySoda.com™

Pussy Soda™ was invented by a licensed clinical practicing psych nurse after her "boyfriend" lost his life savings in the stock market crash at the end of 2018 and wouldn't marry her unless she brought quote: "at least fifty million dollars cash into the relationship." (...as he still has a few "situations" that he has to financially support, which shall remain nameless.)

Pussy Soda™ is carbonated distilled water infused with organic herbs: thyme, rosemary, lavender, sage, juniper...and whatever else "Cyn" con-cocks.

It's a refreshing drink all on it's own, or can be mixed with the alcohol(s) of your choice.

Currently, Pussy Soda™ is only available factory-direct, and our first production run sold out within minutes!

Use Kitten Chat below to contact us if you'd like further information.